Category Archives: sweets

Porkchops and Applesauce…okay just applesauce

February 11, 2018

Did you guys ever watch the Brady Bunch as a kid?  Do you remember the episode where Peter starts imitating Humphrey Bogart and telling everyone they were having ‘Porkchops and applesauce” for dinner?  Click here to see what I am talking about.  LOL.

Have your ever had pork chops and applesauce?  I never have.  Is it a good pairing?  My mom just slow braised pork chops in lemon juice and white wine and oregano until fall apart tender.  But that’s not what this blog post is about!  I can fill 100 blog posts about all the things my Greek-American girlfriends and I never tried as children that all of our regular American friends indulged in.  You have never heard so many sad tales of “I never got to order off the kids menu as a child, I had to have a t-bone steak!”  Can you imagine?  A 5 year old with a t-bone steak in front of her?  Yeah, that was me.  FWP (first world problems).  LOL.

Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled program…you guys, how did I not know that applesauce is so good?  How have I been living unaware of this fact for so long?  Okay, truth be told I wanted to make some applesauce for Miss Magdalena since she is starting solid foods now.  But I tasted some and was like “whoa!”  I found out it was so super good and I had to share this simple little sweet treat.

What else can you do with applesauce?

  • a side to pork chops
  • latkes and applesauce
  • use applesauce in your baked goods like muffins and cakes
  • topping for your oatmeal

Now I am all, “I can’t wait for fall to go apple picking!”  Get ready Michigan road trip!  Apple picking and apple cider doughnuts.  Alas, it’s only February!!!  It’s snowing like crazy in Chicago.  We probably got 8 inches on Friday and another 5 inches Saturday night into Sunday morning.  It’s a slow motion snowpocalypse…never ending snow. Heavy, wet, slushy snow.  Actually the slush reminds me of applesauce, but golden and cinnammon-like…ok, never mind.

Applesauce…try it.

I like to top vanilla ice cream with a  few spoonfuls of warmed applesauce and a little caramel sauce and it’s heaven!  So here is my husband and baby approved applesauce.

Cinnamon Applesauce – makes 4 x 8oz jars

Ingredients:

4 lbs of apples (I like gala or braeburn)

1.5 cups of water

2 sticks of cinnamon

Directions:

Peel, core and slice your apples

Place in a big pot and add water and cinnamon sticks.

Bring to boil, then turn down and simmer for 25 minutes, stirring from time to time.

Mash or puree or waz it up with a fancy immersion blender,

Eat with a touch of cinnamon or nutmeg or use in your favorite recipe for baking or top your vanilla ice cream, or top your oatmeal, or just enjoy plain.

Enjoy!

-Kallie

A recipe that’s easy as pie, but it’s cake…not pie.

February 4, 2018

Okay guys, I am pretty sure my mom is secretly a blogger writing recipes on Food52.  I am not kidding.

So last week I discovered a recipe that was easy as pie, but it wasn’t pie.  It was cake.  Easy as cake.  But you know, pie isn’t that easy either sometimes.  But this cake was.  Easy that is.  Okay, okay…just keep reading.

I get these emails from Food52 every week.  It’s one of my all time favorite foodie websites, and kitchen gear websites, and lifestyle websites.  It’s totally my aesthetic, my jam , ya’ know?  Well, one day they emailed out this recipe for a “no measure chocolate cake”.  What on earth does this mean, “no measure chocolate cake?”  What is this?  Like one of those “no kneed breads?”  Something that sounds like blasphemy but is really a miracle?

A cake is baking and baking means measuring.  Measuring means being exact.  And why be exact?  Because science people!  Science! Baking is science!

Not this recipe.  It uses the slightest notion of a measuring tool.  The plastic cup of a yogurt container…much like my mother’s approximate baking theory uses a coffee mug.  I had to do a double take and make sure she wasn’t secretly blogging for Food52 and doing product placement for Fage Greek Yogurt.  This recipe is so up Vasiliki’s alley.

So, I tried it and it was so easy.  We are talking chocolate cake in less than an hour.  More like 45 minutes.  And it was good man.  Do you want dessert?  Make this cake.  Do you want a slightly sweet treat to accompany your morning coffee?  Make this cake.  Do you like chocolate?  Make this cake people!!!  I can’t believe how easy it was.

I changed it up a tiny bit.  I used olive oil instead of canola, well because I’m Greek. There I said it. Canola…come on! Now that’s blasphemy. I also put a tiny splash of vanilla.

And so, I share the cake that’s easy as pie…but cake…okay bye.

“No measure” Chocolate Cake – adapted from Food52

Ingredients

1 container Greek yogurt (7 oz)

1 container olive oil

1 container sugar

2 eggs (LARGE)

2 containers self-rising flour (NOTE THE SELF RISING FLOUR, OKAY?)

1 container cocoa powder (unsweetened, DUTCH PROCESS PLEASE!)

1 container coffee (use a cup of coffee that you make the morning that you make this)

small splash of vanilla (don’t bother measuring)

Powdered sugar for dusting OR chocolate frosting, because, chocolate. I love chocolate.

Directions

Pre-heat over to 350.

Open your yogurt container and make note of where the yogurt is leveled off in the container.  You will want to “measure out” the rest of your ingredients up to this appoximate level as well.

Empty the yogurt into a mixing bowl.  Using that same container measure out your sugar and olive oil.  Add the eggs and beat until mixed.  Next, add your flour, cocoa and coffee and mix until smooth.  Pour the whole thing into a greased and floured spring form pan and bake for 35 minutes.

Let it cool, frost it or dust it with powdered sugar and pat yourself on the back.  Drop mic.  You just made the simplest chocolate cake.

Enjoy.

-Kallie

The Holiday Cookie to End All Cookies…Melomakarona

December 31, 2017

Cassandra, this one’s for you.

Have you ever had a cookie that just basically stops time?  One that makes you stop in your tracks and re-examine your life?  No?  Well, I have a cookie recipe that will make you philosophical.  It’s called melomakarona.  And during the holiday season, when you are constantly bombarded with peppermint this and pumpkin spice that, melomakarona sing a different tune.  These cookies  gently embrace you with the classic wintertime flavors of orange (yes, oranges are a winter fruit), cinnamon, and a kiss of honey.

But if that’s not enough to convince you, what if I told you they are healthy too?  Yes, a cookie can be healthy.  Can’t it?  No?  Yes!!! Let me explain:

These cookies are a unique concoction of all that is good and right in the world.

  1. Olive oil – full of heart healthy fats and anti-inflammatory properties.
  2. Orange juice – vitamin C.  Just what’s needed for the winter time cold season.
  3. Eggs yolks – all protein and the most nutritional part of the egg.
  4. Honey – hell, honey makes this cookie almost paleo.  It’s anti-bacterial, anti-microbial and has healing properties…it’s the good kind of sugar right?  Right?
  5. Walnuts – full of more protein, those feel good omega-3 fats and vitamin E too (shiny hair folks).
  6. Cinnamon & clove – they have anti-oxidant and anti-inflammatory properties and also help in diabetes management.

Have I convinced you yet that this cookie is “not that bad”?  Okay good, because you are going to need to remember all this stuff I just told you when I tell you to bathe them in a pool of honey simple syrup later.

Wait what?

But they are so gooooood.  These cookies are move the earth kind of good…trust me please!!!

 

Well, instead of writing a soliloquy extolling the virtues of melomakarona…why don’t I just tell you how to make them and you decide!  It’s a multi-step process, but nothing you have to do all in one day and it’s all pretty easy.

Here we go:

 

Melomakarona – makes 45 “question the meaning of life” cookies

Ingredients for the cookie part:

3/4 cup freshly squeezed orange juice

1.5 cups olive oil

1 sticks of melted unsalted butter

2 egg yolks (large)

1 tsp honey

1 tsp cinnamon

1 tsp clove

1 rounded tsp of baking powder

1/2 rounded tsp of baking soda

grated orange rind of 1 orange

approximately 4 – 4.5 cups of all-purpose flour (approximate baking theory folks, read about it here)

Ingredients for the simple syrup:

3/4 cups sugar

1 cup of honey

1 cup of water

Ingredients for the topping:

1 cups of walnuts finely crushed in a mini food prep, or mortar and pestle if you’re old school

2 tbsp of sugar

1/4 tsp of cinnamon

Let’s talk about how to make them below:

Directions for the cookie:

Pre-heat oven to 400 degrees F.  Grate the rind of one orange, it equates to about a healthy tablespoon and set aside.  Squeeze the juice out of that orange and another if needed to get about 3/4 cup of orange juice.

In a large stand mixer, place the olive oil and orange juice, beat on high for 20 minutes.  Next, add your melted butter and egg yolks and beat for another 20 minutes.  Your batter will turn thick and creamy and a pale shade of yellow.  You want to beat them for this long because it will add air into the batter for a nice tender cookie.

Now that 40 minutes have elapsed and you have finished checking your email, Facebook and Instagram pages, add, the cinnamon, clove, honey, orange rind, baking powder and baking soda.  Mix for 5 more minutes.

Remove the mixing bowl from the stand and begin adding the flour one cup at a time.

Note: you can probably add the fist 2- 3 cups of flour and beat it in with you mixing stand, but after that I recommend you mix in the final 1 – 1.5 cups with your hand.  You really need to feel the dough and get the right texture.  You want to add enough flour so that the dough pulls away cleanly from the bowl, but not so much that the dough gets dry and cracks.  You want the cookie to be smooth when you roll it out.

Next, roll out your cookies by hand like little football shapes about 2 -2.5 inches long and then press little indentations on them with a fork like in the picture above.  We do this for several reasons.  It helps to prevent the cookie from cracking, but also to create a little texture for them to hang on to syrup, walnuts and cinnamon sugar afterwards.  Bake at 400 degrees F for about 18-20 minutes.  They will become a nice toasty golden brown.  Much like your favorite camel colored coat.

Ok ignore me.

Directions for the honey syrup bath and walnut topping:

After you have baked all of your cookies.  I recommend you let them cool.  Do not taste them.  They are not sweet yet.  It’s this next part, where you give them their sexy little honey syrup bath that transforms them into magic.  You can do this part after they have cooled or even the next day.  Or two days from now.  No one is rushing you, even though you will want to after you taste them.

To “honey” them, begin by adding the sugar, honey and water in a small saucepan and bring to a boil to melt the sugar and honey into a syrup.  Once that has occurred, turn your burner down to low to keep the syrup warm.  Add about 5-6 cookies at at time and let them swim in there for about 1 minute.  Could be more, could be less time, but it’s rather quick.

I would recommend doing a tester one first to see how long it takes for the syrup to soak through the cookie.  The trick is to have enough of the syrup permeate the cookie to sweeten it, but not so much that you have made mush.  You want the cookie to hold up and not fall apart when you handle it or take a bite.

After a minute, remove the cookies onto a sheet tray to cool and add the next 5-6 cookies.  While you are waiting for the new set to take their dip in the syrup, you can top the ones you just took out with finely crushed walnuts and sprinkle of cinnamon sugar.

And that’s it!  You are done!  You have now aligned the sun, moon and stars with all that is right about the world.  Enjoy!

-Kallie

Here is my little melomakarono…hope your holidays were as magical as this cookie.

The Cubs, Magical Popcorn and the Great Pumpkin too!

October 29, 2016

It’s almost Halloween you guys and as a tradition, I watch “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” every year.

I love how Linus and Charlie Brown argue about if the Great Pumpkin or if Santa Claus are real.  Very astutely Linus states, “If it’s one thing I have learned never to discuss: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.”

I adore Linus, not just because of his clever one liners, but because he represents innocence and unwavering hope, no matter what.  Don’t we all need that sometimes?  A little hope and belief in our dreams?

Like the hope that the Chicago Cubs will win the World Series.  If you’re in Chicago tonight or Belize…yes, I said Belize you are watching Game 4 of the World Series tonight.  Hoping and believing, like Linus.

So the Belize thing…apparently in the 1980s, Belize managed to pirate the signal from the Chicago television station, WGN.  A whole generation has grown up in Belize with an almost spiritual reverence for the Cubs and they are going nuts now!  Did you know that?

Come on Cubs!  The people of Chicago and Belize are depending on you!

Finally, I have this unwavering hope and belief that you are going to love this recipe I have for popcorn today.  I too promise you a real spiritual experience.  It’s buttery, nutty, sweetened with honey and just enough salt to make it all come together like magic in your mouth.

It’s the brown butter that’s the sexy little secret making this popcorn so special.

Oh, and why say “brown butter” when you can say “le beurre noisette”?  Doesn’t it sound better in French?  You have heard me say things like this before, here and here.  (Foreign languages are fun.)

Anyway, call this popcorn what you wish.  I call it “le popcorn avec le beurre noisette et le miel” but you can say “brown butter with honey” and it won’t matter.  It will be amazing.  It will be what you turn to, to sweeten up movie night or watching the Cubs, LOL.

So how do we make this religious batch of popcorn?


Brown Butter, Honey and Salt Popcorn

Serves 2 (or one person having a spiritual experience)

Ingredients:

3 tablespoons popcorn kernels

2 tablespoons butter

1/4 cup honey

2 teaspoons sea salt flakes

Directions:

First pop your popcorn in an air popper.  This will take less than 5 minutes.  Set the fluffy white popcorn aside.

Next, carefully begin melting your butter in a small saucepan over medium heat.  Watch it carefully as it melts…slowly it will begin to bubble and you will see the milk solids separate.  It’s these milk solids that will start to brown.  You want to swirl your pan slowly as this happens until the milk solids have turned into a nice nutty color.

Once the butter browns, turn off the heat and add your honey to the butter and stir.  You should now have a light brown liquid.  Pour it carefully over your popcorn, add a teaspoon of salt and stir to coat.  Finish by topping it off with the final teaspoon of sea salt flakes.

Turn on the Cubs game or “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”.  Eat, pray and watch.

Enjoy!

-Kallie

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The Finder of Lost Things

August 27, 2016

So I bet you didn’t know that today is a popular day amongst Greeks who have lost things.

whole cake wiht towel

What’s that you say?  Is it Greek National Lost Things Day?  Oh no, no.  It’s Greek National Find Lost Things Day.  Better known as Saint Fanourios Day, the patron saint of finding lost things.  His name means “to reveal” and so we bake a cake to have him reveal to us lost objects.

Why does this surprise you?  Greeks bake cakes with lucky coins in them for the New year, why wouldn’t we have a cake for helping us find lost things?  Makes perfect sense to me…right?  No?  Right.

bowl oranges

Here’s how it works:  Have you lost something?  Your keys?  Your glasses, even after checking the top of your head?  Maybe you have lost your sanity?  Have no fear, Saint Fanourios can help.  All you have to do is bake a very special olive oil and orange scented cake in honor of his mother.  You don’t even have to be Greek to enjoy this cake (which is more like a sweet bread) or to help you find lost things.

I don’t know very much about this Saint except that he was a Roman soldier and that an icon of him was found in a ruined church on the island of Rhodes. I also know, or so I have been told, that his mother was not exactly a very nice person, so in exchange for making a cake and saying a prayer for the forgiveness of his mother’s sins, Saint Fanourios will help you find something you have lost.  Or better said, he will reveal something to you…dramatic pause here.  Yes i am foreshadowing.  Please read on.

close up ingredients

The cake is made with a very specific number of ingredients.  They must number only 7 or 9.  What’s so special about 7 or 9?  Well I suspect it’s something mathematical in nature.  It must be because they are not evenly divisible.  Or that 7 is a prime number and that 9 is 3 sets of 3 of which the number 3 is also a prime number.  So 3 sets of 3 is like a super, magical woo-woo thing.

But much of the symbolism in numbers can be found in ancient lore which many times gets translated to religious beliefs.  For example,  the great religions believe that God created the the universe in 7 days.  As I mentioned before, the number 9 is three sets of 3.  And 3 is a holy number symbolic of the Trinity in the Christian faith.  In Greek mythology there are 9 muses and it took 9 days for a soul to cross the River Styx.  Whatever it is, ancient peoples, cultures and religions love odd numbers.  And odd things…

I have to confess, that I don’t think this cake can only help you find lost things.  I think Saint Fanourios might even send messages via the cake to reveal things to you.  Let me explain:

batter

I first made this cake with my girlfriend about 11 years ago.  We were training for the marathon and spent every Friday night carbo-loading for our long runs on Saturday mornings.  My friend noted that it was Saint Fanourios Day and that we should make the cake related to him.  Great!  I like cake and maybe he can help me find something, like a faster running time.  Seemed like a fair exchange.

We went shopping for the ingredients and brought them back to her boyfriend’s (at the time) studio to make the cake.  The problem with the studio however was that space was at a premium and that meant a small kitchen.  And a small kitchen meant it had a really small oven.  If it were any smaller it would be an easy bake oven.  Anyway, we dutifully made the cake with the prescribed number of ingredients and put the cake in the oven to bake. And about 45 minutes later we took it out of the sad little oven.  And exactly half the cake was burned.  The other half was perfect.

“Your oven is very uneven.”  I noted.

“That’s very peculiar,”  my girlfriend said.  “This has never happened before.”

“Do you think the saint is sending you a message?” I asked.

“Maybe St. Fanourios doesn’t want his cake baked in my boyfriend’s oven.  Maybe he is saying ‘lose this guy!'”  We chuckled and ate the good side of the cake.

Well, not long after that my friend broke up with this guy and ever since then we have had luck making this delicious cake.  True story.  Just saying…you come to your own conclusions.

cake slice

Here is how to find lost things:


Fanouropita

serves 7-9 LOL

Ingredients (9 is my favorite number, so I use 9 of them):

3/4 cup olive oil

1 cup sugar

1 and 1/4 cup freshly squeezed orange juice

2.5 teaspoons baking powder

1 teaspoon cinnamon

1/4 teaspoon clove

1/2 cup walnuts roughly chopped

1/2 cup golden raisins roughly chopped if needed

2 and 1/2 cups of all purpose flour (gluten free works too)

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350F.

Place the olive oil and sugar in a mixer and beat for about 5 minutes to dissolve the sugar.

Add the orange juice, cinnamon, clove and baking powder.  Next add the flour in thirds and mix.

Right at the end add your walnuts and raisins and give it one more spin.

Place batter in a 9 inch round or square pan and bake for 45 minutes.  Or you can use a bundt cake pan if you like special patterns on your cake like me.  Also, I like busting the big fat Greek wedding myth that somehow Greek people don’t know what a bundt cake is.  So i use this cake shape.  All.  The. Time.  Click here for proof.

Let the cake cool and remove from the pan.  Share with friends or family and have them say a little prayer to St. Fanourios’ mom and to help you find your lost things.  Watch for things to be revealed in the days to come.  Woo-woo.

Enjoy.

-Kallie

cake opened